Trying to make out with the girls in my school
But they look upon me like I'm some kind of fool
It ain't fair I don't have no luck at all
Well, wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

What's wrong with me? I still got virginity
Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night

All the pretty women seem to favor other guys
Rod in hand is all I got that ever satisfies
It ain't fair - I don't have no luck at all
Well, wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

I got my girlie pictures on my bedroom wall
Jacking off pretending I'm the lover of them all
Never getting further than a kiss on the cheek
Checking bedroom windows may be I'll get a peek
I wish I knew a woman - never ever had a ball

What's wrong with me? I still got virginity
Guys are driving me mad with all the women they have had
All I got is my hand for satisfaction every night