I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong
Like a bomb, too strong for me
I felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest
But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless
I came to a stop, took a little look, Ronaldo chop
Bit down to the ground, felt as though I passed out
Next thing I know, pow
School bound, enter the gates
Been found, now I'm the bait
Worthless, embarrassing, you're just plain dumb
This ain't the way that it's going down, son

[Hook:]
Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too

Later that day, I was looking at the weather
When walking by, the fittest girl ever
I went in for the kill and offered up the D
Said I've brought ten rubbers with me
I was thinking it was all going well
Then I saw that I pissed myself
"He's a loser and ugly too", yo, bitch, STFU

[Hook:]
Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too

Now that I'm basically magic, I feel like a monster
Nah, not Jurassic
Whoa look, it's Draco Malfoy
I got you a ride, now let's go to town, boy
Pimping and dealing, he's at it all day
His speciality, self BJ's
Outta nowhere, a penguin appeared
Beating up Malfoy, not today, dear

[Hook x2:]
Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too