When I was but a little laddie
My Daddy bought a fiddle for me
And the only tune that I could play
Yes, the only tune that I could play
Was

Ride your donkey
Nothing for me
Gallop your donkey
In a major key

Deep within his heart
Daddy knowed that I was smart
And the only tune that I could play
Yes, the only tune that I could play
Was

Ride your donkey
Nothing for me
Gallop your donkey
In a major key
Ride your donkey