I wish that I could dance around the kitchen
make him apple pie and do the dishes at home alone

I hope you know I'm kidding now I'm going fishing
besides the only thing that I can cook is something on toast you know

But I wish you'd love the other side of me
with the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
and I wish this makeup would leave my skin alone
but I know, I know
I guess I really don't

I wish that I could wear my bra like dress ups
and dance around the stage like I'm in a strip club like her
oh wouldn't you look at her

I guess you know I'm kidding
now I've made my mind up
I'd rather be the singer that can sing the songs herself
turn off the backing track

But I wish you'd love the other side of me
with the wicked smile a real tough guy could see
and I wish this dress would leave my skin alone
but I know, I know
I guess I really don't

I guess I really don't
and the world just plays along
I just want you to know that I'd write you any song
if you'd just take a break and give me wild space

But I wish you'd love the other side of me
cause my friends and i, we just want sympathy
and I wish it let the stay in my head
and I know, I know
well actually I don't care

See, I just don't care