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Resident Evil 7 (RAP REVIEW) Lyrics - Artist : Jakey
Resident Evil came back
With a brand new fresh perspective Like this shit's good, but no fright, my appetite Wants something more like this to get spooky Environments that feel more real than horror movies Capcom came back to the roots (God damn) Dude somebody had to fill them shoes (oh God damn!) Got that 1080p 60 FPS I haven't been this chill since I ate that Jill Sandwich Please don't you go get it twisted It might be FPS but it ain't shifted It brought back novelties like item management Low ammo count means scavenging environment Got them item based puzzles back too (dog bless) Except they're easier than shit damn dude (aw shit) And there's a lot more stealth, but it doesnt really help that without VR you can't peek around shelves (oh no) It may not look like RE, but underneath it all there's a story to see Now I'm looking back at the things that I see Look them in the face and say I know where you live, I know where you live, I know where you live (oh noo nooo) Young Jakey bring the fire, bring the bullets, bring the pocket knife too All these guns make me feel like I'm in Bad Boys 2 I'm a real bad dude with a shotgun too The boomstick in this games among the best I've used Chick pow, chick boom, baby chicken got spooked Just kidding, I'm not Just kidding, I-I pooped my pants, but only like 60 times If I pooped 9 more that's a 69 (okay) I'm loving how this game feels But I don't love the boring enemies, I've been real The old games got more enemy variety But now I only get the molded saying hi to me No patience for the hide and seek, unless its imogen heap Mmmmm whatcha ass say when you scream at me The voice acting is surprisingly quality given the qualities previous games had problems in quantity Fucking up the competition far as I know This can outlast outlast fo sho The kind of terror that sticks with you On a level beyond what jump scares do It ain't perfect, it's flawed But it's a damn good new fresh start For a series so close to my heart I'm happy you're back to your spooky ass Dark capcom dog bless It may not look like RE, but underneath it all there's a story to see Now I'm looking back at the things that I see Look them in the face and say I know where you live, I know where you live, I know where you live (oh noo nooo) Its not what I expected But the story had me chilled by the end I've read the VR is insane So maybe play that with a friend I've got my gripes and shit Some things I would've changed But it's a solid 8 outta 10 because its a great game (stay sharp) Shout out to my good friend Teri, fuck around his ass is scary Also shout out to my hot boy Cameron Bishop Real real sweet giving me the hiccups And my golden boy Cinovox, more legendary than the tale of goldie locks And who could forget that 9 Pound Silicone Cock Dude's got a magnum dong (uh huh) I'm also talking bout that Foxymophandle, everything that dude does is a damn scandal And what's that sweet sweet smell I'm smelling? Oh that's Will Melon And last but before I'll be leaving, I gotta thank that hot boy Stephen All of you have been so God damn kind, thank you for believing Follow me on Twitter, follow me on Instagram, follow me on Twitch And we could livestream a thanksgiving ham Good lord, good gravy what the shit you should shave me My beard is so gross that I look like a baby who had a malfunction on his face Got so much hair coming out of that sweet little soft ass face Babies are cute, I got a little nephew, he's cute too What the fuck happened, why are all these babies so cute? Get these babies out of my room |
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