Big Orange rolled into Boston headed straight for Chinatown
To find the native restless and see what's going down
We hit the streets a walking, checked out a rated X
It was all about a woman and a donkey named Rex

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Get me out of Chinatown
Get me out of Chinatown
I don't like what's going down
So get me out of Chinatown

See the big man dressed in ladies clothes, he looks really rude
I guess he forgot to look at himself when he was in the nude
Jeff and Jimmy had to laugh when the he/she lost his hair
Rolled up in the caddillac's window that left him standing there

[Chorus]

I seen bigger towns than this
And this is one town I won't miss
Just let me go, I won't leave a thing
Just my ass to kiss