Step to the Cage, and Nic is quick to rip ya face off
Just like he did in my favorite film, Face/Off
Ya know the one where he and Sean Archer faced off?
Swapped places, put each other's face on?
But I'm not John Travolta, I'm Castor Troy
I like my guns gold-plated and I'll cap your boy, ooh
Better get off that carousel, I'll shoot ya
But I'll never grab your ass without a "hallelujah"

Wait, Joe Exotic getting played by Nicolas?
All he has to do is look like he's got syphilis
Be the Tiger King, you gotta lower your appraisal
And just like in Raising Arizona, gotta snatch kids from cradles
That movie's crazy, kidnap a baby out his carriage
Getting beat down heavily just to fix his broken marriage
An underrated film, hope he won't break character
Around the tiger amateurs, going straight for another limb

Cast your mind back 5,500 days
The take of a life is in the sight of one Benjamin Gates
Historian delving deep into the artifacts and tracks
Like the Indiana Jones of America's past
A fist of cash for your leisure in your pocket is the game
Got a national treasure on the docket for today
But never say that Ben Gates has ever been later to a date
With Ben Frank's traces scattered in the United States

Stepping to Nicolas, you gon' feel that Johnny Blaze
With the penance stare, he can take you out in just one gaze
Wasn't in the MCU but he still paved the way
For all these other Marvel movies breaking records till this day
Got that fire head and I ain't talking foreplay
Also brought some chains and again they ain't for play
Rotten Tomatoes critics thinking that they're all that
Ghost Rider 'bout to pull up and leave their skulls cracked

When you think wicker, you might think furniture
Not Nic Cage facing crazy pagan murderers
Officer Malus wants a little girl returned
But you just gotta ask the critics to see how it got burned
Had to fight for his life through apiary acolytes
See, the sisters want some honey so they need a sacrifice
It's hard to bear but at least we got the memes
Not the bees, not the bees, not the bees, not the bees

Oh no, let's cut the rappin', let's make some magic happen
We watchin' wizards wielding plasma lighting up Manhattan
When Cage be rocking mops on top then brother know that it's true
He's training up a new apprentice like Kenobi would do
Ooh yeah, Balthar that's Blake, yuh, here to mentor Dave, yuh
An immortal warlock played by the immortal Cage
Critics must be under mind control with all the hate, yuh
This a magic movie that's more epic than fanta-sia

I'm Tom Wales, I sat in that armchair
Palms started to swell, I was watching a bombshell
A girl stabbed to death, Mary Ann, had to make a plan
Private eye trying to find the guy in the mask disguise
A deep dive int he world of porn and snuff
I'm back for revenge, Big Eddie your warning's up
Killed the machine when rage started to fill up
I saw the biggest secrets, lies up in eight millimeters

Because Nicolas Cage is the tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to Cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage

Nic Cage and David Lynch, what a tight combo
In "Wild At Heart", sailor Ripley was the bomb, yo
With a snakeskin jacket, representing symbolically
His individuality and freedom hyperbolically
With Wizard of Oz references throughout
Cage becomes a father but Laura Dern is left in doubt
Will he love her tender when he's out of prison?
A violent fairy-tale full of very poor decisions

Peer the sequence
Local cop got some sleazy secrets
Beautiful wife and a girlfriend that he can sleep with
Placing bets, mondo!
Dressing up like Don Ho
Got an eye on a blonde he's trying to take back to his condo
Whoa, assassination in Atlantic City, save the victim
Spitting blood on this corrupt system
But Lil Ricky rolled snaked eyes, it's that easy
The house wins, but hey at least he got on TV

Eight years and I didn't crack
I bought a bunny and I'll bring it back
He's in a bag in a box in a tube
That's rolling through the sky with a whole lotta rude dudes
A weak man might raise hands to the sky
Yelling, "Why me?", wiping cold sweat from his eyebrow
I'll be me, you can be John Malkovich
Either way, put the bunny in the box, bitch

Lord of War, best movie in the arsenal
Nic Cage rages crazy as an animal
Did a line of blow but mixed it with gunpowder
Selling more weapons to all sides, control and power
Did it for his country so he'll never get caught
Even Interpol agents starring Ethan Hawke
And a brother Jared Leto can't get over the coke
Nic so though he doesn't watching Jared get smoked

When the sun goes down, out come the nightcrawlers
And I'm about to get some blood on your white collar
I'll bite your neck, send you into wild bliss
Have a Band-Aid handy for my vampire's kiss
Call you guano, you gone bat-shit
I mean Peter, what even is that accent?
Are you Nosferatu or could you be faking?
Either way, through your shades on and keep your cheap fangs in

Return of the king, not the tiger just remember
Cage in his veteran role, Joe Enders
Wind talking through all the fire and the embers
Based on true events but it is Cage that we remember
Nobody can argue the heat that he brought us, got us FUBAR
People are dying but we are complying 'cause he is my sarge
Yeah, you know he's untouchable, actor and chameleon
Disappear in every role, I wish that I could meet him

Because Nicolas Cage is the tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to Cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cipher
Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
So if you think you can Cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage

Big daddy in your warehouse ready to ass-kick
Along with Hit-Girl and our sidekick, Asskick
Me and my daughter leave your guts on the walls
"Let's get sundaes after!", good call baby doll
Ex-cop vigilante but I'm incognito
You're about to meet the reaper Frank D'Mico
Take cover child! Quick, hit the lights
Now switch to Kryptonite

Next up, Moonstruck, romantic leading man
Get the big knife, camererie lost his hand
Tickets to the opera, Loretta looking pretty
Howl at the moon, this is New York City
Will Ronnie betray his brother who's away?
Olympia Dukakis tryna get her rocks off
Call Frosier's dad and take him out to dinner
So sorry Nic but Cher's the Oscar winner

This is the first person narrative voice of Charlie Kaufman
Trying to make a rap about a book but outcome's
Not forthcoming, I've got writer's block
So let me pass to someone who actually likes hip hop
My brother Donald taking over the script, a lyrical wrecking ball
That's pushing weight and moving bricks, that isn't a metaphor
Never mind the fourth, I break the fifth damn wall
Yeah, look okay, I admit it man, I'm Dan Bull

Call me Peter Parker but I'm from the 1930s
Let the match run down to my fingers so I can feel it burning
Soul is hurting, death I'm flirting, perfect when I'm rhyming words
I'll stay repping, pulled into the webbing of the Spider-Verse
Beating up Nazis, the force of my punches is knocking them into the ground
Wow, I'm feeling profound
It's sickening seeing the state of the nation we've found
Uh, spider-noir, there's a reason why we have to fight
Don't talk about morality because to me it's black and white

The year was '96 when Nic was in a risk
Michael Bay said, "Stick him in The Rock and it'll be a hit"
You've got James Bond calling the shots
Underneath the shower making future Call of Duty plots
A classic case of chemical warfare
An upset general 'cause he's losing his own hair
The Cage yet again part of action history
Saving San Francisco from what could've been its misery

They call me Red even though my neck ain't
Middle name is revenge and I'll get straight
With the cult that killed my Mandy, damn
I'll knock back some vodka, don't need any pants
Got an ax to grind but first to forge one
Pick up a chainsaw and forget your sword, son
I'll take a lotta licks, now I'm tripping balls
The ripped my favorite shirt, now I'll kill 'em all

Because Nicolas Cage is the tiger
The type of man who cannot be tamed
So when you try to Cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage
Now listen, this is a Nicolas Cage cipher
Tie him down, he'll fly off the chain
So if you think you can Cage up the tiger
You'll bring the tiger right out the cage