Ha ha Ha Haaaaa
All ye-who dare wander, humbles thyselves
In the path of my turbulence
EMINENT DOOM APPROACHES!

Take up arms, protect your wives
Lock away all your food supplies
Whatever you hide I am gonna find
I severed the head of Herobrine
Nobody's safe for me, the pent-up psycho Minecraft freak
Total destruction I shall wreak
Upon every living thing that I can see!!
Taking your diamonds as soon as I find them
Now all your treasure is MINE
Slaughtering of all your chickens and cows
And your cat and your dog and your SWINE
I'm stealing your crops, so call up the cops
There's nobody who's on your SIDE
So how can a hopeless loner who's on his own
Hope to surVIVE!!!

You used to love this game, in fact you were obsessed
Now look upon the burning landscape, wrought with death
But this is just a start, I haven't finish yet
I'll see my work is done, when there is nothing left

Too bad that's there nothing
That you can do to stop me
And if you are lucky
You will respawn far away
You pray one day for relief
There's no such thing as good grief
I don't know who could be worse
Goddam I'm one good griefer

Here I come, don't stick around
"Quick lay low don't make a sound!"
Stay inside, and underground
Hot a single place, that I won't tear down
Don't give out your coordinates
I'll spawn a ghast, be sure of it
Then watch and LAUGH, now you're PISSED
How could anyone ever get bored of this!!

You all know me I'm freakin OP
So you treat like I am a GOD
Every season is open for griefin'
So give me a reason to STOP
Turning your home into sticks and stones
As I raise it to the GROUND
Under the grass, I light your ass
With the dynamite I FOUND

I'm the kinda guy you can never hurt
Build me evil palace deep beneath the Nether Earth
"Get off of our server, we were on it first!"
But you won't be the last, of that, I am SURE

Too bad that's there nothing
That you can do to stop me
And if you are lucky
You will respawn far away
You pray one day for relief
There's no such thing as good grief
I don't know who could be worse
Goddam I'm one good griefer