[Announcer:]
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[Announcer (Synthesized):]
Good evenin', y'all (Hello, where' s the music)
Today's lesson funk, shall begin in just a few (Immature)
We're gonna drop some signs on you about, two
No three, no, yeah three, " Funketeers"
Yeah, let's see on the scale from 1 to 10 on your funk meter
How do you rate your funk?
What these 3 dope brothers gonna be droppin' some new jack funk for you
Comin' at you in the nine-two
Straight takin' over thangs
Yeah, with the crazy hype ghetto beats
Smooth ballad, kickin' R