You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one
You're a vile one...