Well, the woman I love is named Ramona
She kind of looks like Tempest Storm
She can dance like Little Egypt
And she works down at the Snake Farm

Snake Farm, it's just sounds nasty
Snake Farm, it pretty much is
Snake Farm, it's a reptile house
Snake Farm...

Ramona's got a keen sense of humor
She's got a tattoo down her arm
It's of a python eatin' a little mouse
With a sailor hat that says "Snake Farm"

I asked Ramona how come she works there
And she said "Well, it's got is charms"
There's nothing to do in the winter
And every now and then some kid gets bit at the Snake Farm

Snake Farm, it's just sounds nasty
Snake Farm, it pretty much is
Snake Farm, it's a reptile house
Snake Farm...

Ramona likes her malt liquor
And a band from Wales called the Alarm
She said she cried when they broke up
She still plays there records down at the snake farm

Snake Farm, it's just sounds nasty
Snake Farm, it pretty much is
Snake Farm, it's a reptile house
Snake Farm...

Sometimes Ramona calls me up
And says "come on down here it's gettin' warm"
She runs every body off
And we ...you know, at the Snake Farm