One day after school, this kid came up to me
He knocked my books right out of my hands
Obviously, a bully
I said "what's your problem, man? What'd I do to you?"
He said "¡Vámonos! Let's go!"
But I don't hablo Español

No hablo Español (no hablo Español)
No hablo Español (I don't speak Spanish)

Going to grandma's house (de abuela) is always such a treat
We dance and sing the whole day through
And then sit down to eat (¡La comida!)
But the food was so spicy I couldn't eat a bite
She said "¿Dónde esta tu alma? Your soul?"
¿Qué? I don't hablo Español

No hablo Español (no hablo Español)
No hablo Español

Your mother comes from Puerto Rico
That's why she calls me 'chico'!
Hey amigo!
Amigo means friend, right?
Yo estoy contigo!
I'm with you too

Where your mom and dad come from is out of your control
So what're you gonna do about it now "ahora"

I'm gonna hablo Español!

Yo hablo Español
I'm gonna hablo Español
Yo hablo Español
I'm gonna hablo Español
Yo hablo Español
Yo hablo Español
Yo hablo Español
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