[Tom Thum:]
"If you're feeling low then give it a go! Try Lambert's Sniffing Salts today"

[Suffa:]
You know when you're doing a song about a small town
You gotta start it with a cliche, you know what I'm sayin'

Time moves a little slower here
The paint peels 'cause the summers here are so severe
And we're nowhere near no where you would know of
Locals here pride, they show up just to show off
Four men take a load off, just to watch the day go by
Philosophizing with their friends like they're Plato
They prophecize on the bench by the main road, right
They got advice; I'm like "Ayo, if you say so guys."
But what do they know, Fox News got 'em lit
They're shockers, fundamentalists, the new communists
A girl with a shopping list, clutch her handbag close
I'm like "damn man" then it's all backhands, jokes
'Cause I'm a gentlemen, but then again most of us are
First name basis in the bank, the post-office, the bar
The grocery, parks, hey lady I ain't tryna grab your pension
The old men on the bench hum

[Tom Thum:]
"Direct from the transistor radio in your lounge room. It's the entertainment that the whole family can enjoy."
"Well I say looking slick will do the trick so try Barry's Brylcreem cream today!"

[Montaigne