Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can
Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can

He's only a postman in the daytime
He wants to be mostly what he's not
But you can't take no notice now
You've just got to listen to him
Tellin' you more

Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can
Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can

He's only a part-time barman weekends
He wants to be a big-time man on freak-ins
But you can't take no notice now
You've just got to listen to him
Tellin' you more

Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can
Sister Simon funny man
Hangs his sign out when he can

Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man
Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man

Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man
Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man

Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man

Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man

Sister Simon sister sister Simon
Sister Simon funny man