You can get your kicks wrapping Ann Marie's House
Sticking forks in to her yard
But if her daddy comes outside
You better run and hide
You can dial up her number is your refrigerator runnin'?
You better go catch it, she'll never see it comin,
No, or laugh and hang up the phone
But if you really want a story to tell
You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell

I double dog dare ya
Show us what you got
You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top
Of the Baker Hotel
Out there in Mineral Wells
At the Baker Hotel
Out there in Mineral Wells

There's bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft
I hear the halls are haunted, you better run as fast as you can
Or you don't stand a chance
My daddy's second cousin made it the seventh floor
His flashlight gave out and then someone slammed the door
Oh no, then something grabbed his throat

I double dog dare ya
Show us what you got
You ain't nothin but a chicken til you make it to the top
Of the Baker Hotel
Out there in Mineral Wells
At the Baker Hotel
Out there in Mineral Wells

Every girl is gonna love ya
Every boy will wanna be ya
They won't stop talkin bout ya
Once ya make it to the top
Ofthe Baker Hotel
14 stories of hell
Out there in Mineral Wells