I wasn't cool by any semi-standard definition
Or really any at all (all)
Scholastically speaking, I wasn't the model student
But still tried out for basketball

I blamed my teachers, for my general lack of concentration
But really it was in my mind (mind)
My parents' seats weren't in the bleachers for my graduation
I made it out in my own time
Fuck

Growing up, I got used to laughs
Only JanSport really had my back
I came into the world an outcast
I didn't dress the same
I didn't act the same
But the popular kids
Peaked around 17
And the only peaking I did
Was looking for a fuck to give

Cause it's easy to be all that
If college didn't work out
They had a fallback
Born with the middle name
Added to the trust fund

Me, I was born with my middle finger up
Holes in my clothes
And my sense of normal fucked
I wasn't a bad kid
Just fucking awful at standing straight