If there was a war on me
I'd be on the other side
You say I should go then I'll leave
Better do it before you change your mind
If there was a war on me
If there was a war on me
If there was a war on me
Why get in the trenches when you could get online?

Red apple diner, cease!
I found a new place to dine
Take care of survivors please
Never ask or question why
If there is a war on me
If there is a war on me
If there is a war on me
You know I never had much courage let alone strength to fight