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mary and brad (the zombie apocalypse isn't so bad) Lyrics - Artist : Gish, Sidney
Started out like any other day
The people went to work without any delays Including Brad, Brad the accountant Brad was sick of numbers but he didn't care As long as his boss gave him his well earned share It sucked so bad, nothing too special about it Mary died of TB in 1912 And in 100 years her teeth fell out and skin turned blue Her life was sad, nobody'd ever doubt it But a century passed and it brang her back And her cold hand brushed right up and felt the plaque That had been placed there in her memory Here lies our dear Mary If you can't find true love Maybe you were too late Perhaps underground rests your soulmate The zombie apocalypse isn't so bad This is the story of Mary and Brad TV flicked on and the newsman spoke About how the gate to the cemetery some how broke It was so weird, 'cause dead people stay dead, right? Well that wasn't the case, Mary hobbled along And all the people on the sidewalk thought this is so wrong She was so feared, but all she wanted was light Brad saw her and he had a heart attack Hoped he wasn't just a bloody necrophiliac Closer she neared, because he had caught her sight She said I like eating people, and I like brains a lot But Brad I'll spare your life because I think you're pretty hot With discipline and self control I think I could love your human soul If you can't find true love Maybe you were too late Perhaps underground rests your soulmate The zombie apocalypse isn't so bad This is the story of Mary and Brad Mary and Brad Mary and Brad Never mind scratch that Mary ate Brad Mary ate Brad Mary ate Brad Well you know zombies their a selfish breed And hey nutrition is just one of Mary's basic needs And either way she had an undead boyfriend Soon the whole world's future wasn't looking well At least conspiracy theorists proved 2012 Before the same, witness their whole lives bend Eventually the zombies popped up everywhere And they eliminated everybody sur la terre It's fair to say it really had been the end Sometimes Mary remembered Brad His contribution to the takeover sure made her glad Though none of their brief love was real She thanked him for the lovely meal If you can't find love Sorry you were too late Don't look underground for your soulmate Because the dead don't want love I must add I'm sorry dear friends but Mary ate Brad Mary ate Brad Mary ate Brad And here ends the story of Mary and Brad Mary and Brad Mary and Brad |
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