[includes a quote from Petrushka (Stravinsky)]

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo [etc.]
AH-AH WA WA WA WA WA WA WAH!

I'm losin' status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school...
BOW WOW WOW WOW!
I was the king of every school activity
But that's no more... oh mama!
What will come of me?

The other night we painted posters
They played some records by the Coasters
BOW WOW WOW WOW!
A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me.
They had painted tons of posters; I had painted three.
I hear the secret whispers everywhere I go
My school spirit is at an all-time low... BLA-A-A-A!

I'm losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school...
BOW WOW WOW WOW!
Everyone in town knows I'm a hand-some football star
I sing