I was in a quarter-life crisis
And I can explain
I'd been feeling so different
About all the same things
Remember that summer when I shaved my head
Just to prove that I had control over something?

I played the sims till I was 21
I had a little life that I always wanted
Till you dragged me along to your best friends party
Where the conversation always started with

Hey there Darling
Did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of em
I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble

I walk in
You say damn that's a shaved head
Did you go to the barber?
Ask for a Natalie Portman?

Actually I was blacked out alone in my bathroom
Shaving my own head in the mirror

Sure you can touch it
And yes it's so soft

No I don't feel different
I still feel fucking lost

Hey there Darling
Did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of em
I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble

Hey there Darling
Did ya get ya a haircut?
I think I cut damn near every last one of em
I make jokes when I've been feeling uncomfortable
Am I alright? I really think I'm in trouble