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Bus Driver Lyrics - Artist : Flight Of The Conchords
Can we get some lighting that evokes, a kind of, uh, unrequited love sentiment, please?
That's great. G'day, my name's Tony. On behalf of myself and the coachline I'd like to thank you for choosing to drive with us today. If you got any question, don't hesitate just to sing out. If you look out to the right there you'll see the bronze of Bluey; a local sheepdog who became a member of Regional Council. It was a bloody great day for dogs. To your left there you'll see- uh, you'll see the local town wanker, John Thompson. G'day John! Bloody wanker... hahahaha. Nah he's alright. The town hall Another mosaic wall Well there are 5,600 tiles on that wall I know, I counted them all A local school A local swimming pool That was opened by the Governor General Back in 1952 Well I was caught with a friend aged 11 Sniffing tractor fuel We thought we were pretty cool Breaking them changing shed rules But do you see up there? The banner hanging in the air? That's the Presbyterian Fair Well, I never go There's too many Presbyterians there But if you're interested The fair's in the third weekend Of August every year But don't bother entering the raffle It's always won by some kid of the Mayor Look to your left, what a beautiful sight It's Paula, Paula Thompson, née Paula Wright Look at her hair, it's still gorgeous, even now Flowing like the Womahonga River Which incidentally is to your right And it's the largest in the area In terms of volume Everybody, look at Paula, look at Paula Thompson I always thought I'd marry Paula But some things just don't work out that way Well, that's the most important thing You'll learn on the tour today That, and the fact there'll be a toilet break At the information center near the manmade lake Come on! I'll just ask you one favor, if you do see Paula in town later on I'd appreciate if you didn't mention the details of my tour. Same goes for my wife, Gloria. You'll recognize her 'cause she looks a hell of a lot like Paula. She often gets mistaken for Paula, but, um, well, she's not Paula, that's for sure. Paula Thompson, born in '54 To a family of four To the family next door Take me back next door Paula Thompson, née Paula Wright That's her old house, number 39 Number 41 was mine If this old coach could go back in time I'd drive to 1979 Take me back... Take me back, take me back (Take, take, take, take me back) Take me back, take me back (Take, take, take, take me back) Take me back, take me back Come on, take me back Oh take me back, please take me back Take me back Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Got a little carried away there. It's a very emotion intersection for me. Took a wrong turn there, about 29 years ago. But that's the end of the tour so... enjoy your stay, mind your step, and, uh, good on ya. |
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