I rode my bike for fifteen miles today
And I kept thinking 'bout writing a song but I had nothin' to say
And the girl that I've been seeing says, "There's a party goin' on, come over"
It's so lonely being sober

Feeling proud and my stomach's feeling better
I even started doing push ups, and my dick's harder than ever
But the world is far from me now, it used to feel much closer
It's so lonely being sober

It's Friday night, and everybody's dancing
But I just can't get in the spirit, I'm just staring and toe-tapping
And the band's playing my favourite song, but it feels so mediocre
It's so lonely being sober

So I turn off the lights and put a match to a candle
And play guitar and the flickering and make friends with the shadows
But no one's really with me, and I start to feel much older

It's so lonely being sober
It's so lonely being sober
But at least tomorrow I won't be hungover
It's so lonely being sober