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A Tight-Knit Family / Love Is Blind Lyrics - Artist : Falsettos Cast
Well, the situation's this
I do not wish to offend I divorced my wife, I left my child And I ran off with a friend But I want a tight-knit family I want a group that harmonizes I want my wife and kid and friend To pretend time will mend Our pain So it's 1979, and we don't go by the book We all eat as one, wife, friend and son And I sing out as they cook I love my tight-knit family I love the way they cook linguine Isn't it great? We're all so swell Such a dear clientele I swear we're gonna come through it I fear we'll probably fight But nothing's impossible, live by your wit Kid, wife and lover will have to admit I was right, I cushioned the fall I want it all, I want it all I want it I want it all Sit down, my dear, I hear you have a problem I'm sure you're not disgusting or indiscreet Take a load off your feet Thank you Happy or sad? Well, I That's a question with no answer Let's not discuss the weather, let's face the facts Marvin's wife must relax Love isn't sex That's a thing my husband once told me Marvin, my ex You've seen him for years Told me over the phone to tell you my fears Do you only treat queers? No Breathe deep, my dear, you'll find me understanding Your pain is a priori Unfold your untold story Now to break bread, loosen your glands Put your head in my hands I'm everything he wanted It's time I put it all together The date was set, my father let me marry I married, I Then Marvin came from work, sat me down on the bed He told me how he loved me How he needed and/or valued me "I have syphilis," he said (What? Good) "I have syphilis," it's true (Yes, good) I have something wrong which appeared though now it's well forgotten Maybe, darling, so do you I'm probably diseased You're a lovely girl And so easily appeased What a lovely girl, though she's possibly diseased He took pains to not excite us He explained I'd hepatitis too (Hepa-hepa-hepatitis, hepatitis, hepatitis) Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Then I stayed home from work Took good care of my men They faked despair, they wet their bed, they combed their hair They acted dead, one said (Yes?) "Daddy is a prick" What? Yes? (He said) "Daddy isn't mine" He filled my coats with candies and notes With, "Will you be my Valentine?" This gets harder to believe You're a damaged girl I've a scalpel up my sleeve What a damaged girl Do not ever slit your wrists I've missed him, he's still missing Don't make noise, but Daddy's kissing boys Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Love is blind Love can tell a million stories Love's unkind Spiteful in a million ways Love is crazy, love is often boring Love stinks, love is pretty often debris when you find what you find Then never, never, never, never, never do it over again (Love, love, love, love, love, love) Love reads like a bad biography All the names are changed to protect the innocent Love is blind My name is Mendel I treat her husband I think she's very insecure, but so am I I've never married Work, work is my passion Or perhaps that's an alibi Yeah, perhaps it is Yeah, I don't care to discuss it I think she's charming I think she's needy In just five sessions on my couch She'll be like new His name is Mendel Return next Friday I admit I admire you |
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