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Santa vs. Santa Nas X Lyrics - Artist : Fallon, Jimmy
Ah, December, my favorite time of year
And I think you all know why, ho, ho, ho But here, let me explain it to you with a song It's that wonderful, special time of year I fly around the world spreading Christmas cheer I ride on my sleigh with my eight reindeer And now, my friend Santa Nas X is here Thank you Santa, my bitch, man, I'm ready to party And I'm flyin' in my sleigh while I'm chuggin' Bacardi And I got a big bag which you already know Got a couple candy canes for my ho-ho-hoes Ah, anyway I live at the North Pole with my wife And many happy elves, it's a happy life I have rosy cheeks and I wear a red suit And I top it all off with my big black boots F... your black boots, man, I got Jimmy Choos And I got a Lamborghini, just kiddin', I got two I'm decked out in chrome and I .... on the daily I don't give presents, bitch, I make the kids pay me Maybe we should stop doing the song Hell no, you red-nosed bastard, I'm just gettin' started Okay When I stop by, give me cookies and milk Nah, I can't eat that .... boy, I got a new grill Have a little egg nog, but not too much F... your nog, gimme Henny in a big-ass cup I've gotta be honest, you might deserve coal I'ma turn that .... to diamond and buy the North Pole I should have done a song with Rudolph or Frosty You like to be nice, well, I like to get naughty Naughty, naughty, naughty, yeah Let's get naughty, turn up the track (Naughty, naughty) Grab my sack while I count these stacks (Naughty, naughty) Don't need reindeer, that's a fact (Naughty, naughty) Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back (Naughty) And .... your stockin' stuffin' (Naughty, naughty) Nobody's gettin' nothin' (Naughty, naughty) Alright, I've-I've heard enough This isn't what Christmas is all about Christmas is about presents under the tree and Rudolph and gingerbread men It's about tradition and lights and whispering what you want while you sit on my lap Oh, you nasty, huh? No, no, no, that's not what I meant Let's get naughty, turn up the track (Naughty, naughty) Grab my sack while I count these stacks (Naughty, naughty) Don't need reindeer, that's a fact (Naughty, naughty) Got my hoes out front and some presents in the back If Claus and Nas are here to stay Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays (Days, days, days, days) Okay, go stream "HOLIDAY" now |
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