Monday morning you've got to sign on
Down the dole the queue is long
Just like zombies you wait your turn
The more you declare the less you get

But they treat you like shit
But they treat you like shit

Join the army and end up dead
Join the navy travel far
Be a cop and grass your mates
Looking for a job is just a farce

But they treat you like shit
But they treat you like shit

Looking for a job but they treat you like shit
Looking for a job but they treat you like shit
Looking for a job but they treat you like shit
Looking for a job but they treat you like shit

Your giro hasn't come surprise surprise
Walking in the rain to the dole you go
They'll keep you all morning so have a seat
They will give you a shout when they have finished

They treat you like shit
They treat you like shit

Monday morning you've got to sign on
Down the dole the queue is long
Just like zombies you wait your turn
The more you declare the less you get

But they treat you like shit
But they treat you like shit

Join the army and end up dead
Join the navy travel far
Be a cop and be a grass
Looking for a job is just a farce

But they treat you like shit
But they treat you like shit

Looking for a job but they treat you like shit