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Merry Muthafucking Xmas Lyrics - Artist : Eazy-E
[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss [kissing sounds] Well what you want baby? [Baby] Would you tell me a story? [Uncle Dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [Baby] Hell yeah! [Other Baby] Me too! [Uncle Dolamite] Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story About the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad Muthafu- [Mother] Gimmie that god damn book! Here let me read you this one Chrismas in Compton It was a silent night, yes a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right? [Carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly.... [Eazy-E] Merry Chrismas muthafucka! [Gun Shots] Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! While I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy right top 6-4 Over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe Nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way Hey ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get busy Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this stick. [Santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas Ho ho. [Menajahtwa] I want a sleigh ride A Christmas Eve stick of rum She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper Give me a hump for his cock will be the party poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the nuts oh I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know whats up I said here's some candy canes eat'em up I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy I want him to shake me [?] So all on the hunt, bon appetit And a condom in a tree [Eazy-E] All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat [Buck wheat] Buckwheat is a waskal That's no Chrismas And all the toys, boys and girls Fuck ya wishes I not happy, overjoyed in this muthafucka No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts When I was young I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearing on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five Years old, just stay young, bold writing Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and Just spread me a leaf Little kids, don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie [Eazy-E] On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of cocaine And a A muthafuckin' K, bitch [Hook] Eazy-E oh Eazy-E Show us how you treat those bitches [Hook] I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus [Eazy-E] Close the door, little bitch I'm getting these draws [Hook] I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop [Eazy-E] I don't give a fuck I'm getting Christmas cot Ho ho ho and away I go [Hook] Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole [Woman 1] Well where's our shit? [Woman 2] This motherfucker's cheap [Eazy-E] Shut the fuck up, bitches And go back to sleep [Will 1X] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? (Yo black, I want a job) For my Christmas, all the fucked up people Want some corn-on-the-cob A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigga'll eat some Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops Now who's caroling in my window Smokin' up indo Mechalecha hi, make a high note [apl.de.ap] Get out my fucking yard with your camel You wanna get busy and Santa like a.. I am a rhymer The Atban Klann will make shit slam, it's Christmas time The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam [Will1X] Yo black, what you want for Christmas? Yo black, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash [Atban Klann (Will1X |
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