I've been non-stop, ridin' blacktop
Feelin' map-dot, landlocked
Need to change it up
It's a good day for a 12 case
On a lake with some bait
And a 12 o'clock buzz

I ain't no bass pro
But I can jig a line, that's somethin'
And this beer here's ice cold
So even if I'm reelin' in nothin'

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'

Aw, tell 'em, Dean

You'd think a good rod and a good spot
Would get ya a ten-pound money shot, more than you can fry
Not today, man (No)
Sunday's plan
Went right out the window 'round cold one number five
Going down like water and the water's just fine

Got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'

If I caught one, then I wouldn't be throwin' him back
But I ain't caught none, so I just keep throwin' 'em back, throwin' 'em back

I got a buddy with a boat
Merc' two-stroke, sky blue
YETI ready, ice conditions
Got the gas in the tank, on the river bank
Yeah, we ain't makin' no waves, but we're tippin'
All the tops have been popped, but the bobber ain't bobbed
Only thing that I caught's a Blue Ribbon
Ain't got one bite, but we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'
Ain't got one bite, but we're doin' alright
'Cause we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'

Yeah, we're doin' more drinkin' than fishin'