(Hear my jam with the funky piano...)

Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects
It's DJ Scratch, so girls fix your Kotex
The Ruler; not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix
With ten or more tricks
Takes flicks, prick, but please don't miss this
Part: my DJ cut with his dick
Yeah, slick ain't it? See your moms fainted
Technique 1200, and watch scratch train it
I'm-a step off and let Scratch collect dough
While you hear my jam with the funky piano

(Hear my jam with the funky piano...)
(Here with the movement of his hands)

(Who is the best?) (Me!) (Stop lying) (Go ask my mother)...

A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips
And feeds up and down is extra weak
He strictly cross-fades and mixes every week
Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'
No arrows on the record or marks, no needle poppin'
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label
Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough
And rock a funky scratch to the funky piano

(Hear my jam with the funky piano...)
(Here with the movement of his hands)

(Who is the best?) (Me!) (Stop lying) (Go ask my mother)...
(Good God!)