[Singers:]
Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a snob,

[Stewie:]
Oh, go fuck yourselves

[Singers:]
So listen very closely, and you'll find
that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

[Haylie:]
Aren't you a cute little boy

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
look at that melon shaped head

[Stewie:]
Having you here is a joy

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
and in an hour you'll be dead

[Haylie:]
Sit on my knee

[Haylie's Thoughts:]
please don't go poo

[Stewie:]
Nice place to be

[Stewie's Thoughts:]
This one's for you

[Both:]
Babysitting is a bum deal

[Haylie:]
Why don't we watch Will