'Twere back in the year of 1986
I courted a maid from the wild wild west
She took I to a place where Cider's always ace
Return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail
And we'll battle the gale
We're all going to hell
As we return to Turbo Island

Our ship, oh she be, a-rockin' on the sea
Our bosun be a-prayin' to the lord
My babby makes a plea, oh won't you marry me
As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail
And we'll battle the gale
We're all going to hell
As we return to Turbo Island

You won't find Turbo Island on any sort of a map
They said if thee's left that place there's no way to go back
We searched Stokes Croft point, and off the old Bear Pit
And now that we've found the place, we'll drink like lunatics

We'll raise the main sail
And we'll battle the gale
We're all going to hell
As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail
And we'll battle the gale
We're all going to hell
As we return to Turbo Island

We'll raise the main sail
And we'll battle the gale
We're all going to hell
As we return to Turbo Island

As we return to Turbo Island
As we return to Turbo Island