Sitting in a leafy glade
Let's go join that big parade
Would you like to lead ahead?
Would you like to paint these red?

Lying in my own decay
Don't believe a word you say

Would you like to hear the end?
Would you like to be my friend?
Would you like to go to bed?
Would you like to see me dead?

Living in a hovel's gate
Isn't this the sunshine state?
Would you like to hear me squeal?
Bet you'd love to watch me kneel

Would you like to be my friend?
Would you like to hear the end?
Would you like to go to bed?
Would you like to see me dead?

La la, la la, la la
La la, la la, la la