Omigod, I'm totally gonna dump his ass
He's a jerk, he's a tease. fucking bastard
You know what we should do? let's go shopping!
It's free! uh oh. omigod, I got my Dad's credit card
Steal that shit! shit yes
Bitch. omigod, runway! hun, you look fabulous tonight

Omigod, let's go shopping!
And shake our shit while they're watching
Other girls, they fucking hate us
When they talk shit, they make us famous
I love your hair! I love your nails!
Wear tight jeans when all else fails
Haters make me laugh inside, they're not like us, they fucking lie

Shopping! work it girl
Let's go shopping! silly boy
Like omigod, let's shop! let's do it
Like omigod, let's shop! let's go shopping!

I'm sexy like a Backstreet Boy
N'sync ain't got shit on this!
Take off my shirt and feel my tits
*temple? * ladies suck my dick!
Faggot, I slept with Bob Saget
He sucked it and he jacked it! (that was America's Funniest Video...)

Shopping! work it girl
Let's go shopping! silly boy
Like omigod, let's shop! let's do it
Like omigod, let's shop! let's go shopping

Silly faggot, dicks for chicks
Not today, it's time to shop!
Omigod, I fucking rock! take my picture
Oh so hot. take it again, damn I'm cute!
Snap snap snap, click click click
I love that shit! talk shit, if you dare, I'll take off my underwear!

Shopping! work it girl
Let's go shopping! silly boy
Like omigod let's shop! let's go shopping

Shop, shop, shop til you drop. shop, shop, shop til you drop
Let's go shopping, let's go shopping
Shop, shop, shop til you drop
Like omigod, fuck those bitches! dirty cunt