Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof

Fake news fake facts
New days new hacks
Fake truth fake lies
Guess what surprise
Fake fun fake facts
Hey look new tax
Fake red fake blue
Fake me... Well fake you

On the TV talk shows, on the radio
The talking heads put on their show
They got the answers these pundits do
In ruby red and royal blue

But watch out these cognoscenti
Hot dog they sure know plenty
They remind us night and day

But should I ever meet one
I'd walk right up to greet them
And here's politely what I'd say
What I'd say

With all due respect
You are an asshole
With all due respect
You make me sick
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

In their ivory towers from their limousines
They've all forgotten what it means
To be discarded, and left behind
When you're out of sight you're out of mind

But all these know-it-alls
Meatballs and Barbie dolls
With breaking news and all the facts
Breaking news and all the facts
Breaking news and heart attacks
We come to realize
And shouldn't be surprised
They're hiding this behind their backs
They're partisan hacks

With all due respect
You are an asshole
With all due respect
You make me sick
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

Take all your blowvieatings
Jacked up to spike the ratings
And all that fear you're tryin' to sell
(All that fear you're tryin' to sell)
(And all that beer you're tryin' to sell)
And put misinformation
Designed to split the nation
Straight up your ass and go to hell
You go to hell

With all due respect
You are an asshole
With all due respect
You make me sick
With all due respect
Plug up your pie hole
With all due respect
You don't deserve no damn respect

Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof
Talk talk yada yada blah blah woof woof