[Connor Murphy:]
Dear Evan Hansen
Life in rehab is alright
I like the yoga
And the sharing circles
Every night
But dude these stories
Sometimes scare you half to death
So many people end up
Sucking dick for Meth

[Jared Kleinman:]
Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Connor:]
Oh and one more thing
That's worth mentioning
That guy at our schoo...

[Connor and Jared:]
Jared Kleinman?

[Connor:]
Yes! The insanely cool

[Connor and Jared:]
Jared Kleinman!

[Connor:]
I think we should start
Making him part
Of this awesome
Friendship we have
A part of this awesome
Friendship we have
This adorably
Heartwarming friendship
We have

[Jared:]
Hey!

[Connor:]
Hey!

[Connor and Jared:]
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Cause all that it takes
Is a little
Reinvent...

[Evan:]
Okay no, Jared, obviously not