Hello, I'm Dr. Greenthumb
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Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
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Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
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That's 1-800
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"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"

[B-Real:]
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fuckin' pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
But fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

[B-Real