I knew a guy
Who got his hair cut short
He always waited for more
Than he asked for
And always came up short

I knew a girl
Who always wanted to leave
She wore her heart on her sleeve
And she died last night
She was twenty three

Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

I knew a man
Who never slept with his husband
He just jerked off to his cousin
And he never dreamed

I knew a woman
Who always stared at the sun
She always wanted a son
And her eyes would bleed

Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

I knew a girl
Who painted pictures of nowhere
She always ended up somewhere
She didn't wanna be

I knew a girl
Who painted pictures of nowhere
She always ended up somewhere
She didn't wanna be

I knew a girl
Who painted pictures of nowhere
She always ended up somewhere
She didn't wanna be

I knew a girl
Who painted pictures of nowhere
She always ended up somewhere
She didn't wanna be