Like artifacts
The late night snacks
And cats that wanna kill me
Remain locked away
Behind the solid glass

Though my body is damaged
By the fries we ravaged
My heart remains intact
And I hope in time
It all comes flooding back

If the honey, honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvenir
'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open
This time next year

If half the world away
Is too much from day to day
If my voice falls short
On the telephone

Then I'll package my hand
In a UPS van
So you'll have something to hold
As you grow old
Thinking about what could've been

If the honey, honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvenir
'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open
This time next year

Time next year
I doubt your gift shop's open
This time next year

If the honey, honeymoon is over
Can I buy a souvenir
'Cause I doubt your gift shop's open
This time next year