Well everybody likes fancy pickin'
Everybody likes good fried chicken
A lotta people like to read ol' Chuck Dickens
And man I like it too

I like Chuck and I like chicken
I like Slim and I like pickin'
I like it a lot to see a buckin' horse kickin'
But baby I love you

Well everybody likes fancy pickin'
Everybody likes good fried chicken
A lotta people like to read ol' Chuck Dickens
And man I like it too

I like soup and I like hockey
I like a drink and a fishnet stockin'
I like it a lot when your momma stops talkin'
But baby, I love you

Well everybody likes fancy pickin'
Everybody likes good fried chicken
A lotta people like to read ol' Chuck Dickens
And man I like it too
Well everybody likes to see ol' Slim Pickens
And man I like him too