I never thought I'd live to see the day
Anyone could turn my head the other way
She squirmed beside him, her mind was made
Now she can't say that anymore

I've never done this sort of thing before
Once you get started it ain't all that hard
Then he got up and locked that cheatin' door
Now she can't say that anymore

At home her porch lights burnin' as she fumbles for the key
Tonight she jumps the fences but she didn't quite get free
She's as cool as a salesman as he opens the door
She's breakin' in a new new routine for the man who walks the floor

Mama insisted that I stay awhile
You're treatin' me as if I were on trial
I've never lied to you, she kindly smiled
Now she can't say that anymore

At home her porch lights burnin' as she fumbles for the key
Tonight she jumps the fences but she didn't quite get free
She's as cool as a salesman as he opens the door
She's breakin' in a new routine for the man who walks the floor

Now she can't say that anymore