She let the masked man in from the night
He saved the ranch, it was a terrible fight
She said thank you, thank you, lone ranger

He tipped his hat as he stepped in the door
When he put it back on she was screaming for more
She said thank you, thank you, lone ranger

She said, lone ranger, I've never kissed an outlaw before
Now choose is it me or your faithful old horse
Up and away, said the lone ranger
And he did ride

It was many years till she saw the man
But he came in the night just to save her again
She said thank you, thank you, lone ranger

She made him some tea, she sewed up his mask
She said lone ranger, there's something I've got to ask you
Aw, shoot, said the lone ranger

She said, lone ranger, I haven't seen you in quite a while
Now tell me what to do with this illegitimate child
Born with a mask on
Thanks a lot, thanks a lot, lone ranger...