Climb aboard, hop right in, me ducky
Let's get you where you're going
You've all seen the airport
Used to be the biggest airport in North America
Planes used to stop here to gas up from everywhere

Ooh, Frank Sinatra, Albert Einstein
Muhammed Ali, the Queen

Then they invented jet planes
That can get across the ocean on one tank
So there's no need to refuel anymore
Leaving us with this giant airport

Now there's the reason I drive slow
That there in the middle of the road? Yeah
That's a moose
She'll move when she's good and ready

Mind if I sit here?
Oh, hello Nick, I thought we'd lost you
No, I just needed to get my emergency prescription filled
Nothing serious, it's not like oh, my God
He's off his medication, I'll stop talking now

It's fine, any news yet about your husband
Who was flying today? No
Do you mind if we just don't talk about that?
I haven't been able to get to a phone
I'm sorry, I'll help you find a phone
As soon as we get wherever we're going