There are good men being crazy
Hard working men gone lazy
There are angels who've lost their wings
And good time girls wearing wedding rings
Children of me and mothers of invention
Living at the last chance saloon

There are cheater and teachers
Kind-hearted sinner-preachers
There are dancers and singers
And Sunday church bell ringers
Living at the last chance saloon

Here we are
Heaven here
Sheltering from cold and fear

There are gamblers and dealers
False doctors and plague healers
There are peddlers of distraction promoting satisfaction
Living at the last chance saloon