She buys me codeine
And tries to knock me out for days
Five o'clock cuts through me
Like a spoon of Scottish iodine
But honey it seems a little daunting
As if you drag me in the afternoon
As if we have been shagging in the make up rooms

We swapped names and I thought change had
Come at last as she tied me to a chair
We fell out over "Who's your favourite Beatle?"
We fell asleep in her best friend's flat

Oh would you look at that?
I've fallen for a stranger
And I'll probably never see her
Again

Baby punish me cause I'm through
Of you graduating him to on top of you
Whilst I've been dreaming of someone else's daughter
She's been drinking straights with an ease
And I've been thinking of ways to export to her
And she's been falling in at three

We swapped names and I thought change had
Come at last as she tied me to a chair
We fell out over who's her favourite Beatle
We fell asleep in her best friend's flat

Oh wouldn't you look at that?
I've fallen for a stranger
And I'll probably never see her
Again

We swapped names and I thought change had
Come at last as she tied me to a chair
We fell out over who's her favourite Beatle
We fell asleep in her best friend's flat