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Christian Bale Is At Your Party Lyrics - Artist : Cantor, Rob
[*ding dong*]
Christian Bale is at your party, he's alone Eating all your queso dip, talking on your phone Uninvited, he just sorta walks into your home What don't you fucking understand?! Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece She is named Amanda but he's calling her Patrice He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says: What don't you fucking understand?! Now he's stabbing at your wife (What don't you fucking understand?!) With a carrot for a knife (Give me a fucking answer!) Making fun of your kazoo (Kazoo) Oh, good for you! Now he's running naked through the crowd Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly Someone called the cops and they're coming up the block Fuck! Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet Taze him, but Christian doesn't seem to miss a beat, repeating... What don't you fuck- They tackle him, cuff him, now he's under their command But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand What don't you fucking understand... |
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