May I introduce you to
The world's most decorated zoo
For everything you wish was make-believe
Oh, buddy did you know
You could shake hands with a demon
If you wanna take that dare, so be it
You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here

So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
It's only hypothetical

Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation

Medicine unlike any other
Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker
All that we display will never leave
But buddy, don't you know
We don't wanna let Armageddon
Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon
We secure, contain, protect
So you don't live in fear

Did I even mention
The monsters that preside?
Where do I begin? Where do I begin?
'Cause there is more than 99
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters
Brother's Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter
Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home
There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend
Hateful Star, Desert in a Can
And that isn't even half of it

So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
It's only hypothetical
Let me give you a scenario
But don't you go thinking it's real

Imagine all your nightmares
Contained in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accommodated
If it doesn't make any sense, like it's something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our superstitious foundation

Superstitious foundation
Superstitious foundation