I want to be like you in every way
Your villainy, I want to be the same
You're always right
Never giving up the fight
Teach me just how to be the bestest bad guy!

You and me, livin' it up as an evil team
So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream

Try and flee, you can't run away from our misdeeds
No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed

We'll crush
We'll thrash
Anyone from where they stand
We'll come up with the greatest evil plan

Unstoppable
We'll kick all of their butts
But first, let's share
This jelly donut

Innovation is the spice of vice
Wreak devastation as we slice and dice
These clowns, they don't know how to die
But we'll teach them we're the bestest bad guys

You and me, livin' it up as an evil team
So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream
Try and flee, you can't run away from our misdeeds
No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed

Take heed of my words
I cannot let you escape
Please don't press onward

I'm tired of playing this game

Unfaithful traitor
Shut up, get out of my way
My pain is greater
But you can't keep me at bay

Don't you remember?
We were the most glorious gang
Never surrender
Let's stick together!

You and me, bringin' the peace and harmony
Together we'll wake him up from his evil dreams
Fierce and free, tearing the conflict from the seams
He'll never bring to pass his philosophy

You and me, bringin' the peace and harmony

Yo, Susie, please oh please, remember me