Oh beauty queens
Never what they seem to be
They could spend the night
In the morning, they'll be gone
Alright!

Well, I let my heart ache
Because I let my guard down
Never again
Will she get to my head

Oh, beauty queen
Stay away from me
Oh, the great mistake
With such a pretty face
Alright!

Oh, Sarah Jane
You're pushing me away
I wish you never met me
I hope that you forget me

Oh, beauty queen
Stay away from me
Oh, the great mistake
With such a pretty face!
Oh!