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How To Get A Number One Song Lyrics - Artist : Boyinaband
I have a dream (Dream-dream-dream-dream)
I have a dream to make the best pop song that the world has ever seen But everything (-thing, -thing, -thing, -thing) Every song I release-lease-lease, it doesn't even get in the top 17 Even though I made the chord progression bland and predictable Stick to same note when I sing and I'll Periodically throw in meaningless syllables (Eh, eh, eh) It's vague enough to relate to, I can make you bang the bass with a great tune I can make a catchy synth pattern on my strangely small keyboard (Eh, eh, eh) It's not too heavy, it's not too light (Light) Just edgy enough for the clubs but not so much that people won't go and buy But though it's perfect, I don't know why My song won't get to number one 'Cause you didn't get a Swedish guy to produce it A Swedish guy to write your song A Swedish guy to produce it You won't climb up the charts without a -berg, -ström, or a -sson So why do I need a Swedish guy? We're top of the pops, look on Wikipedi-eye Brittany, Pink, you guys made the hits Let me change this bit, å, ä, ö You're gonna be major rich from these scenes Yeah, we got the seventh largest GDP And the most hit tricks per capita So make the beat trap and and add a sax here Woah, that beat is cash -- No, that beat is Krona And I pay my relatively high taxes just with my strangely small keyboard Sweden's just the best at making all the pop I don't know why, but Swedish people have a way of getting to the top You need Swedish guy to produce it A Swedish guy to write your song If something's new in electronic music Just take it from Beatport and put it after this part Falk and Rami took on One Direction Made their chart positions go up like the wrong inflection Denniz Pop made Cheiron, took the charts and jacked them Max Martin's on more number ones than Michael Jackson Yo, Ishi bringing British pop to the mainstream Redone went gaga with his insane beats Shellback's jams got a rock flair Makes a stronger correlation between talent and long hair Alternative bands give thanks to Jay Orpin And you've got Bogren, Thordendal, and Nordstrom Avicii went to new levels -- Wait, what? I almost forgot, we're even better at metal Ah! You produce this? In the pit or in the clubs, it's still our music Every country that came and tried, they lost Because it's just not the same without the sideways cross So get a Swedish guy to produce it A Swedish guy to write your song But saying that is ironic Because Swedish people don't tend to be patriotic |
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