Ain't missed a day of work in a month of Monday's
Got a achin' hankerin' in my drinkin' bones
Been cravin' me some good old cold beer country
A man can only keep his sanity so long

I got half a mind to go crazy
There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair
I got half a mind to go crazy
I got all night long to get there

Got a paycheck burnin' a hole in my pocket
And a Copenhagen spit shine on my boots
If I had a give a damn, man, I've lost it
So if you find me out there howlin' at the moon

Well, I got a half a mind to go crazy
There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair
Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy
And I got all night long to get there, yeah

Got my butt here on a barstool and the whiskey's going down
There ain't no telling where I'll be when morning rolls around

I got a half a mind to go crazy
There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair
Yeah, I got a half a mind to go crazy
And I got all night long to get there

I got half a mind to go crazy
There's a honky tonkin' hint of a wild hair
I got half a mind to go crazy
I got all night long to get there
To get there, I'm gonna get there
I'm gonna get there (I'm gonna get there)

Hell, I might wake up in a straitjacket tomorrow