Tell me at least six things you may
Or may not consider personal
I'm not talking about jet ski accidents
Rather truly things you'd never thought you'd tell
Don't you think that we should kiss
While the Hüsker Dü is playing?
Do you like Grant Hart songs?
Do you like Bob Mould songs?
And have you ever sung along to New Day Rising?

Ba ba bum, ba ba bum, ba ba bum, ba ba bum

I love to make reluctant sex
Even though you say it's wrong
It's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
You prattle on, but so is speeding
And I watch you speed every day in that truck
I love to make you nervous
I'd love to make you sweat
I'd love to make you breakfast the morning after

Ba ba bum, ba ba bum, ba ba bum, ba ba bum